EMPLOYMENTS OF NIGERIANS ON THE RISE

Compared to years past, the employment of Nigerians in Dixie have Skyrocketed. Before, there were just like 5 people with jobs but now there are like only 3 people without jobs (except the new students). A lot of people now work in the cafeteria and others work with the custodial services;only a few work in the school IT department.
 NEW STUDENTS SHOULD APPLY FOR JOBS
To the New students, since most all of you are taking block classes it means that you have a more open schedule than most of us. Places like the cafe appreciate people with such open schedule and will be willing to employ you ASAP. If the cafe does not work, then apply at the custodial services to a certain man named "Paul". BE SURE TO FOLLOW UP WITH YOUR APPLICATION. It is not  enough for you to just apply for a job You have to constantly contact them to make sure they are actually considering you, Go like 3 times a week. Be nice, smile, say thank you even when you've not got the job. EASY.
The Nigerians in dixie can boast of an employment rate of about 78.9% and these numbers are only affected by new students, without them we boast a whooping 96.3% #hustlers. Keep up the good job and do not give Nigerians a bad name.

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